Celebration in Iraq

Last night, before midnight, the whole city exploded in gun fire. The radios went crazy, calling for information, the whole night sky was full of tracer fire, we could see the tracers coming across the compound and people screaming outside on the streets. "Holy shit, they are shooting from all directions" was the report from our soldiers on the observation post. We thought it was an all out attack on the compound. The terrorist pigs have done that before. All the Coalition Forces went on alert ready for action.
An IP came to ask us permission to fire his AK-47 for celebration. What celebration? we asked him and he said that Iraq had just won a soccer match against Syria. The whole city celebrated by shooting their weapons in the air and all non-Iraqis went inside under cover because what goes up must come down. Iraq had won the South Asia Soccer Championship. So instead of shooting our weapons we shot flares in the air joining the celebration. Iraq was smiling last night.