The world is coming to an END!!!!

If I vote for a Republican, the world is going to end in war and the poor are going to die but we will win the war on terrorism. If I vote Democrat the world is going to end and the poor will die while loosing the war against the terrorist.
What should I do?

I am thinking about running for office one day, but are they going to find out about my porno addiction? Because a friend of mine send me a picture of two guys fucking zarqawi the public will think that I support gay rights for terrorists? One day I placed a beer can in a paper only trash can ...... Will I be known as the environmental terrorist by liberals? Or because I voted for Clinton (How I miss those stories of blow jobs in all the newspapers) (If this fucker was able to stay president after the whole world read his cigar story and then the speaker of the house looses his freaking job) I NEED AND ANSWER: IN YOUR OPINION WHO HAS MORE BRAINS; BILL CLINTON OR GW BUSH?
Because I voted for Clinton will I be known by those christian conservatives (Who are neither Christians nor conservatives.. I didn't think that gays were conservatives) as an advocate for smoking with a secretary in the nude while receiving oral sex and running the country? IF EVERYBODY WOULD GET A BLOW JOB , now and then, THIS WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE.
I am a Conservative Democrat. I believe that we are so rich as a nation, that we can help EVERYBODY!!!! Us and Them!!!!
By the way there is a movie that I saw last night about the declaration of independence. It is call 1776, it is a musical and it is so GOOD!!!!!
I have to go and shower, maybe think about cigars while I am in there!!!! I hope I have time.

I hope that ALL have a great day